Corporate Life

In the past few years, I learnt below things in Corporate life:

1. To operate 3 critical machines
Scanner
Printer
Xerox Machine

2. To use 3 high end softwares
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft Powerpoint

3. To use three great short cuts
Ctrl + C
Ctrl + X
Ctrl + Z

4. To say 3 important sentences for professional life
Yes Sir
Ok Sir
I ll just do that Sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to
Wake up early
Sleep late
Continue to Work

6.  To
Face Monday
Fight for 5 days
Wait for Friday or Holiday

7. To give reasons to family, friends and relatives for not making
Messages
Phone Calls
Mails

8. To celebrate these things far away from loved ones:
Birthday
New year
Festivals

9. At the end, People say:
You learnt
You earned
You enjoyed

10. But When I compare me with myself:
I just sustained
I just tolerated
I just Survived for bucks

11. I have survived
For convenience of my Family
To avoid blame of society
To get a brand of Employment

12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train
I learnt to Rejoice
To be Happy
To Smile

At last, I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet.
Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning.

Source: http://www.linkedin.com/groups/I-learnt-that-IT-life-3965297.S.110208069